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Saturday 19 December 2009

dead. . .

no offence to any dead people reading this. i'm serioulsy so tierd that i'm not even tired anymore if thats even possible LOL



OMG my mum just walked in shes pissed as.LMAO oh well its a good thing ther're all staying round no worries of any car accidents. i really like kelly clarkson's album. well chuffed with my story so far +all of the strories ive read so far have been really good (everyone else's i mean)

just been informed that evan's mum is pissed aswell . . . .



O&O

Friday 18 December 2009

A jazzed up Greek Myth

chapter 5 - Traitor


that lab lesson was probably one of the most boring yet intriguing, and tedious yet hilarious hours I've ever spent with only one person in my life. And before anyone starts thinking that i fancy him. I would really like to clarify, now that i don't. he's the most lovely and amusing person to be around but i just find the idea of me and him as anything more than friends, purely and completely cringe worthy.











it's just like someone has just put a whole lot more meaning into my life. That's sounds really mushy and cheesy now thinking it through but i can't think of an other way to describe it.





oh dear. Back to reality, or surreality i suppose. The immortals are calling me, what could they possibly want at this hour except from sleeping pills I thought. So i went to go and see them, they have an assignment for me the only reason i say have is because i haven't actually done it yet. Typical, just when my life gets interesting for the first time in about 3 years they decide that there is now a seer in the canary islands that needs saving from a werewolf. it's clearly they're own fault werewolf's are generally only moody when they're hungry or being harassed by someone or something.







i checked my (ridiculously old) crystal ball and she's fine for a couple of days. she's found some kind of cave and seems to have taken to it, which is brilliant for me because I'm going on strike.















''OH MY WORD'' I cried, and stormed off, but not through hatred of the person that made me want to do so, it was what he said. which now that my brain as calmed down a bit, i seem to be able to recall as

''have you ever heard of a Hermia, because there's something I should tell you. I'm like you in more ways than one. the super genius brain, the wings that sprout whenever you command them to. That's all me and i have a feeling it's you to.''
god its fecking quarter past 1 in the morning and for some bazar reason i cant sleep its also really annoying also becasue i'm probz gonna wake everyone else up in a minute because this laptop is refusing to shut up


LMFAO. . . . . . .its actually quite funny like a car when you put it in reverse . . . .sounds most concerned (scared shitless)

you see that. when i'm tired i start going on about a bunch of crap that no one really cares about, not even me which is a stupid hypocrisy because i'm the one here writing it.

OTWS
hey still at evans
they're all watching the hannah montana movie



i have to admit it could be alot worse
and i can almost understand why katie is so obsessed

I LOST MY IPOD TODAY. . . . . . .OMG MAJOR DISASTER i kind `of felt bad for eveyone else though because the're all having a genuine good laugh and theres me being 'little miss pissed off'' but oh well








i really should write more of my story but i really and truly dont know what should happen next anyway this movie really `is sad seriously.

AT EVANS

hey all you cool people we just went for a very cold walk out in the slush. . . .


evans fallen over a couple of times LOL i'm on her laptop now she doesnt know yet . . .i say that she could walk in any minute.

if anyone else i know was in town today.....how was the cinema



so far she hasnt walked in but i'm still not safe . . . .anyway before i make this sound to much like a reality show i'm going to love you and leave you



TTFN

Wednesday 16 December 2009

random . . .i dunno

i wanna know would be you i,
to find perfection in my pride
to see nothing in the light

turn it off
in all my spite, in all my spite
I'll turn it off,
just turn it off. . .

AGAIN-EH EHAN A- AN
AGAIN AND AGAIN

and the worst part is
before it gets any better
we're headed for a Cliff

and in the free fall i
will realize
I'm better off
WHEN I HIT THE BOTTOM.


i love those lyrics ....Paramore in case you're not a boffin......
depressing but brilliant.


god i really should write more of my story . . .its not even that i don't want to. I do


mainly to follow up kaytei's fabulous recent entry and because otherwise i never will. But the trouble is i don't know what should happen next.. . .

oh well I'll have to think off something




now does anyone else except from me feel that the snow today was a bit rubbish
i believe Alex doba's approach was quite funny ''oh get over it , its just white rain''

now as much as i really don't like him that is classic.

must go before i lose circulation in my hands all together.

O&O.

Tuesday 1 December 2009

numb

literally. . .



COLD. . . .So VERY COLD but kind of cool since its the 1st of December :D


i'm sitting in my spare room and my hands are cold now (but that could have something to do with the fact that there's no heating and the windows are as old as the planet)

Poetry tomorrow
to follow everyone,
in there steps and in their rhymes
and fill me with sorrow

i'm just joking its a good laugh, much the same as the laugh that everyone should do at that poem. That actually was shocking.

if you read anymore you will self destruct...................5....................4...................3

lolz TTFN

Tuesday 24 November 2009

strange. . .

The grim reaper with a poetry book . . . . . . ..Lmao WTF



Cazz that really is odd, did you ever consider that maybe you read the clock whilst still half asleep. that sounds much more logical to me, the weather to day was annoying. I really do hate it when its raining just enough for the wet to go in your eyes and wreck your hair, but not quite enough for it to actually soak you. But all considered, not quite as much as i HATE CHRIS COOKE , i mean I thought i used to hate him before. But now its like, i see him and just wish a cliff would suddenly appear in front of him without him noticing and . . . . . . . . . .well, you can probably guess the rest lol.


street dance OMG I'm done for :


Jaws is epic (well for an english lesson)

TTFN

Monday 23 November 2009

a jazzed up greek myth

chapter four-back to abnormality





I am actually starting to wonder if one of my powers is 'semi-consious premminision'. If there is even such a thing. because school is exactly what i expected, empty, boring, tedious and withholds the motivation of a cabbage.





What's even worse is that the tiny flicker of hope i had, of maybe making some new friends seems to be as far way as the possibility of getting my sister back. I would like to have the excuse of being deppressed but i dont even think i can say that, firstly because no one would believe me. if you ever saw me around, i'm pretty sure you would think i was just a slightly above average, normal student. And secondly because. . .well, to everyone else on Earth, i never had a sister, she was just a ''good friend'', and i should be over it by now. Or atleast thats what they say.

















Just sitting here is boring me, you would never believe that i used to actually quite enjoy science, But the trouble is, when you know everything already. Theres rarely motivation to even stay awake, let alone take part or listen. Oh, theres someone knew here-thats near enough unheard of, generally when outsiders see this building. They get turned to stone from lack of colour and sunlight. Ok, so thats an exaggeration, but when your here thats exactly what its feels like. I just realized something, the only empty space in the whole of the class is next to me--(Que ''semi-conscious premonition'') he just sat down next to me

''hi, I'm David'' to which i replied
''hey, I'm Kia''he held out his had presuming, i imagine that i would shake it. I did just that. purely because i hadn't met anyone with manners in a while, as well as the fact that he was incredibly familiar looking. Which threw me slightly,the other odd thing, was that he seemed to be on the same wavelength as me. And not because i found him attractive, which again is strange because he was, not only in looks but in way of being. It was more like he had the same issue as i did, of knowing pretty much everything, but unlike me he didn't seem to bothered by it, lucky sod.

I can see eager looks on every one's faces so clearly something is happening. . .Lab experiment as far i can gather.

Sunday 22 November 2009

Well fun . . .

yesterday afternoon was truly entertaining, then again. How could a fairly sane 14 year old girl not be amused when her very, very MENTAL uncle comes round with his girlfriend and we all talk about a bunch of insignificant and yet highly hysterical crap.

such as how a band is not a band without a spoons player,
and also if you're a vegetarian because you hate plants. then the most evil way to kill them, is to eat them out of the ground and make all the other vegetables in the patch WATCH all of their friends being killed . . . LOLidge. And if you are a vegetarian please note that, that is not actually something that anyone i know has taken seriously. then again who am i to patronize everyone

O&O

Saturday 21 November 2009

A Jazzed Up Greek Myth

chapter three-so close, but so far





I'm going to assume that i said everything i should of done about my powers, but i could be wrong however, i happen to know there's one thing i definitely missed. When you either turn into or get born as, a Hermia. You inherit the knowledge, of all the sciences, everything to do with maths and all the history of whatever country you come from, courtesy of ''The Immortals''

purely to make it less of a palaver for them, i think. So that we don't have to be schooled as apposed to being taught how to use our powers. Never the less a problem arises when we've finished training and its not our turn on natural disasters, and by this i mean either the reptilidias or the witches or any other magical creature have it covered.



The problem is that we then have to pretend to be human again. I suppose you don't really have to look at it like a problem. We get to see our families again. But we have to go around being friends with our friends . . .without telling them what we are. And that to me is definitely a problem. Anyway , what i'm getting at is that i have to go back to school in a few weeks and quite frankly i'm dreading it because as much as i can lie, I hate doing it and my friends. They dont deserve it, oh wait . . .they're not real friends, they're fake. . .WE AREN'T ALLOWED FRIENDS

I suppose i'm being a little dramatic, things could change.I could meet some new friends- or even some people that have bigger goals in life, then just end up with a fairly decent job. Because as much as you may have guessed, that's not really one of my concerns anymore.

Friday 20 November 2009

More Inconvenience . . .

if anyone reading this, thinks that the ''parents look after kids'' rule is often twisted around to the other way. then may i just state, that they are completely right

I just had to put blankets over both of my parents because they are both currently asleep (due to alcohol) downstairs, that reminds me i hope neither of them finds this entry while they're sober. That wouldn't be good.

oh and if anyone noticed that i wasn't at club. Sorry but i had to stay in and watch my parents get trashed (some others would simply say that a friend of theirs came round, but as nice as he is. I dont really think it makes a difference)

anyways its 5 to midnight and i'm pretty sure i must look like a zombie by now so

TTFN

confused. . .

What on earth do you mean ?. . .i am the author-and if its wit, you thought about that way to long. . .(aplologies if the ''exams should. . .'' post offended anyone)


how has everyone been ? (anyone who's not a possesive so and so that is) apologies for anyone who actually wants to read more of my story(i would be shocked), but i'm having trouble with deciding what should happen next. . .let me know if you get any ideas.

must be off. . .to grade 5 modern jazz incase anyone's interested

TTFN

Thursday 19 November 2009

OMG

I can't actually believe it . . . .still it is has me confused (those of you that know will know,and the others don't and wont)

really want some high top trainers they're utterly epic. . .does anyone know where you get cheaper ones ???????? Cazza. . . the goddess of cool shoes should know that one !

am actually quite worried about my exam for physics mainly. . . I'm pretty much convinced that i did absolute crap, but alas. . . .. . . . . . . . . . worse things happen at sea

anyway i should be doing art course work (and have no idea why I'm procrastinating art) so

TTFN

Wednesday 18 November 2009

I feel like exams really should go and die in a cardboard box with no loved ones. . .

because as far as i'm concerned that is the worst possible way to die . . . .and exams really are the source of all evil.

not purely because they make everyone :

think they're an idiot (when they're not)

revise like crazy and wind up not doing as well as they could've of done

or even because everyone stresses out about them




no its all because of the AQA exam board, they have too much time on their hands.Very much like scientists:

''do you want to find a cure for cancer ?''. . .
''no lets see what this stuff i dug up does when i put it in some water. . .'' (there goes Hiroshima)


its very much similar:

''do you want to find out how much the kids of today actually know. . . ?''
''no I'd much rather make them all turn into complete muppets due to the stress of revising for days on end, filing into a room in complete silence and and possibly reaching the darkest of all despair''

or something along those lines.The other thing that really just gets on my wick. . .is the fact that the two most COMPLEX subjects are examined FIRST in the year. Now, its doesn't take a genius who graduated from university when they where seven. To figure out that it was a muppet that thought that up.

TTFN

school staff dont know bounderies. . .

i'm sorry but i feel that if the teachers dont want us going on this website during school hours then they should just block it from the server.Not print it out and use it as evidence towards something which is probably jibberish or half heartedly written anyway

ITS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY OTHERWISE

and that stuff was purely venting due to confused and or bored students who clearly need to be educated in a way that isnt going to put them to sleep (eg excell, especially when its nearly the end of the day)

O&O

AT SCHOOL. . .

lolidge i should be on some shit boring website now . . .


something about a questionaire . . .i dunno oh well its madness in this lesson

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

that was katie LOL


she is now continuously saying woo !!!!!!!!!!

TTFN

Tuesday 17 November 2009

STRESSED. . .

OH MY GOD . . . .i think i'm officially going to be working in Mc donalds when i'm older, i'm actually in the middle of doing yet antoher-FAKE biology test and as much i thought i was actually quite good at biology . . . .its really not going well AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Strange think about typeing, it doesnt quite give you the same satifaction as actually screaming or shouting, or hitting something or someone really very hard. anyway as much as i would love to carry on to having a go at. . . probably no one. i'm going to go and try to calm myself down the rational way . . .wait for it . . . . . . . . . .a cup of tea LOL it does help though.

TTFN

Monday 16 November 2009

combination

of two things actually, i felt like i ought to write some random shit before i started writing my more of my story . . .but i do really wanna do some more-Purely because my mum told me to come and do my English research homework and i really don't wanna do it because its incredibly boring . . .








chapter two-my family

after going home, i realized how much more lost i would actually be without my parents. At the end of the day they lost a daughter as much as i lost my sister, they just. . .don't know it. What happened was, when i was given my powers as a hermia. i was already 8 years old and (supposedly)mature enough to handle the responsibilities of it all, after my guru found me and told everything would be fine.

But Leena was a lot younger than me and the immortals already knew that they wanted her as hermia too, to then be guided by me. So they stole her as an embryo, completely inconspicuously from my mother before even she knew she was pregnant with her and raised her magically in some land of complete peace which I'm not technically allowed to know about because I'm not 'selfless enough' yet or something along those lines.

Of course, the one thing they forgot about is that when they returned her to earth to get help with her powers from me, her only sister. Was that she would have to be an orphan because
our parents are aren't supernatural in anyway so they're not actually allowed to know anything about my powers. which actually consist of things like. . .well flying is the obvious one but there are other things you may not have guessed just yet. Oh yeah - I'm telekinetic, that's quite cool
and i hate to brag but i can also freeze time. Only for up to about 10 minutes so far but even I'm technically still learning. And after reflecting on that i've just realized that my powers are probably the best thing about my life and that i'm not doing anything with them to try and punish who or whatever is the reason for my sister being dead. . .

its funny i used to believe in fate, but now i think its the biggest load of tosh i've ever heard. People shouldnt die before they've lived atleast 40 years, unless they're like a horendously bad person who who's been a hypocrite all their life and thinks that they own everyone and everyones life.












Sunday 15 November 2009

A jazzed up greek myth. . .

chapter one - clear of mind, clear of spirit

i had to get out, out of the house, out of the village- you get the idea. you might even think escape was on my mind, but i can state truthfully that, even that wasn't really a desire of mine at that current moment. The desire was more for some kind of peace of mind, no matter how twisted it may have been by the time i got to it. you may laugh when you discover the conclusion i came to which was go to the woodlands about a bus ride away from where i live, but by the time i got there, it didn't really hold the attraction I'd hoped for. It was more what your typical person (that still had their sanity) might like the idea of. The main gist being a gorgeous sunny day with pretty sounding birds singing and families with adorable little girls wearing big pink coats out walking together.

And as much as i can normally appreciate that sight it kind of made me feel worse after what happened. . . . . . .


And that's when i realized,

running away wont help anything

getting frustratedly depressed

certainly wont help anything either. all you can do in life is be logical about the issue at hand, and of course complain about the weather because . . . . .well-we're only human.

homework sucks !!!

really there is no other word for it. . . . .well unless you're insane or its actually for a subject you like in which case its probably something along the lines of, brilliant, splendid, because that kind of person, i imagine wouldnt use all of the cool adjectives lol.

anyway i need to save my typing for later when i put the next chunk of my story on here

O&O

Monday 9 November 2009

A jazzed up greek myth

the beginning of the end - prologue

A feather. That's all that was left of her, and it hurt to much to even pick it up, i just had to walk away. They say that when you lose someone close to you you feel loads of different emotions all at once but only one feeling went through me and although it was painfully intense it was definitely only one feeling. If it is even a feeling. . . . Darkness. . . . . .like everyone had just taken the floor out from under me and turned out all the lights and i was just falling . But where was i going ?. . . . . . . . further, further. . . . .STOP at the very bottom of hopelessness, how else can i describe it. it's all i could feel. she was my sister and she was gone and if i sound like a wuss or at all weak in any way i don't care because i wonder What you would feel like if someone had just broken you're legs and left you there at the bottom of a black ditch somewhere, except there's no visible way out. Useless . why is this happening ? i shouldn't be torchering myself, even if i do feel like i should.


If she was murdered, Hell Hath No Fury Like a Hermia
and if she wasn't. Well then I'd better not ever meet death otherwise no one will ever die again.
except, maybe me. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Ask death to get rid of me and give everyone else immortality and whether or not its actually a good thing or not, wont be my concern . . . . . . . .I'll be dead.

Wednesday 4 November 2009

thats amazing . . . . !

(exaggeration does not apply here)

Honestly, if your reading this kaytei that story flows gorgeously, well the bit i read. and as i much as I'm gagging to dedicate the whole of this blog entry to your amazing talent for writing, i feel that may embarrass you a little. but if I'm wrong please do notify me and, i wont fix it because that would be a palaver but I'll apologise very sincerely (lol).

But just in case the rarity that i am right occurs . . . . . . BONFIRE NIGHT is also gonna be amazingly epic ,except the weather, that's gonna be pretty grim. but oh well shiny explody things that make loud noises are worth it, are they not.

& this kind of doesn't tie in with the title but i hate to copy what seems to be every ones recent idea. but what does everyone think of me writing a story ? would like to know if its gonna annoy anyone do say

O&O

Monday 2 November 2009

bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy....meep meep LMAO

Katie Cumper , . . .you are officially insane. Yes trampolining is very cool but I'm pretty sure that, that alone isnt enough to give anyone the right to act about half their age (or much less)

I'm only kidding. What would the world be if not the amusing, mental place in which we live.and also slightly deficient, more specifically certain fire drills. Its fair enough that we should be fairly quiet, otherwise everyone would get a headache (a school is quite alot of people) but we certainly shouldnt have to be made to be dead silent or stand outside for god knows how long and miss one of our option lessons, just pants that is, but oh well, worse things happen at sea.

And like i said we did have trampolining after which definetly made up for it as that was highly entertaining and pretty much a doss which is always good.

like i care about my washing !!!!

this is a pathetically short blog entry la la la la la la la .......

TTFN

Saturday 31 October 2009

wtf is happening ???

(note to readers :over-exaggeration rule still applies)

What did i do, honestly ? this is horrible. I mean i could understand it if I'd just gone and killed half the world's population. but i didn't. it could just be me, I really don't know but somehow i fell like all of the good part of my life is disintegrating slowly, never the less but surely.

And i don't know if everyone has simply just forgotten about me or if they do actually think I've died in a ditch somewhere and do you know what i would actually be more worried if its the second one purely because of the lack of ''sorry for your loss'' cards and flowers my parents have got. moving on to slightly more important matters i went shopping today and absurdly. Actually got some quite nice stuff

my favourites are the most amazingly fluffy pair of slippers anyone will ever see. and for anyone who actually can be bothered to read my waffling, no i'm pretty sure i dont have schitzophrenia, (says she who's using a fake name for her blog)


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God, halloween was rubbish i mean we had 2 people come and knock at our door you would think (with the area i live in) that you would have more people but oh well, it was better i suppose, X-factor is definetly better without noise all the way through it... lolz

and as much as i would love to sit here and carry on typeing a bunch of garbage i've recently heard that a friend got tendonitus so

TTFN

Wednesday 28 October 2009

Deja vu. . .

OMFG now iTunes is being infuriating too i mean honesly, i bought a song called ultraviolet by the stiff dylans better known from the movie ''angus, thongs and perfect snogging'' and i couldn't find it so i checked again , no downlaods and then i tried too buy it again. and it KNOWS i've already bought it so in the words of georgia nickolson where the ''flib flibber an flippin hell'' is it ?

i dunno, some people TTFN

Sometimes. . . computers belong out the window

I'm fairly sure i'm not the only one that has ever thought this. All that talk about computers taking over the planet, certainly isnt gonna happen any time soon because they're bassically like us now ; they forget things, they mal-function and they can sometimes cause us to attack them without warning and then get even more annoyed because it never seems to have any effect. Anyway i must be boring the hell out of anything remotely living that may possibly come accross this entry.

Halloween. . .RULES i'm going round hannah's it gonna be epic apparenly we're gonna go round godalming trying to freak everyone out which might actaully work because it might on the wrong night my uncle was very much under the impression that everyone would think ''OMG they're all real because its not halloween ahhhh !!!!!'' i'm leaning more towards '' omg they're all so dumb, they can't read calenders'' but ya never know it might get changed to save us . . .well, only some humiliation it is Halloween after all

over and out x x