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Wednesday 18 November 2009

I feel like exams really should go and die in a cardboard box with no loved ones. . .

because as far as i'm concerned that is the worst possible way to die . . . .and exams really are the source of all evil.

not purely because they make everyone :

think they're an idiot (when they're not)

revise like crazy and wind up not doing as well as they could've of done

or even because everyone stresses out about them




no its all because of the AQA exam board, they have too much time on their hands.Very much like scientists:

''do you want to find a cure for cancer ?''. . .
''no lets see what this stuff i dug up does when i put it in some water. . .'' (there goes Hiroshima)


its very much similar:

''do you want to find out how much the kids of today actually know. . . ?''
''no I'd much rather make them all turn into complete muppets due to the stress of revising for days on end, filing into a room in complete silence and and possibly reaching the darkest of all despair''

or something along those lines.The other thing that really just gets on my wick. . .is the fact that the two most COMPLEX subjects are examined FIRST in the year. Now, its doesn't take a genius who graduated from university when they where seven. To figure out that it was a muppet that thought that up.

TTFN

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