Is it just me...

Or are things generally so much more god damn hilarious when they make entirely no sense. I mean seriously, (As if I could metaphorically say something) On facebook just now, Sam's status was commented on with ''Ha ha GAY...''I so liked it

If this is bad or not I don't really know but it made me actually laugh to myself.(parents definitely think I'm mental now) So yeah going shopping tomorrow with Hattie who is of course amazing, as if you didn't already know. There's a bag I wanna get, yeah I know it's girly or predictable, or annyoying or...''make me a sandwich'', references rock.

really should make my post on this thing longer. that's what she said.

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sup

newest collection of quotes... apologies for repetition

boy: playing video game''slight fail''

girl: ''YOU BLEW HIS HEAD OFF''

''yay, I died''

''I think it's just the concept of getting your spoon out''

boy: ''ow my arms''

girl: ''what arms ?''

boy: ''exactly''

THE TRIANGLE BLENDER

SPIDERMAN TRUSTING

RADIOACTIVE MONKEYS

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What was the happiest moment in your life?

I'll let you know when it happens

Ask me anything

why do I always expect good things from the world

it's to cold outside for angels to fly

I HATE MATHS

if you don't already know this about me well then you should hang for eternity.

okay kidding then, but if you actually like maths well then that statement seems to be perfectly true in my opinion.

I have a week to prepare myself to pass a maths test which I know for a fact is impossible...fuck

okay so all of the various fests' should be good.... sorry Harvey It's just too much money

I have it but I'm not wasting it on N-dubz and the gallows

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Bacardi is my life

no I'm not an alcoholic but the party I was at this evening would of been painfully bad without some controlled poisoning ...LOL

need to make plans to actually do something this next fortnight otherwise I will actually disintegrate form boredom . . .thinking town.

things I need to do :

-maths revision

-textiles revision

Things I will do to avoid doing them:

-watch youtube videos

-go on facebook

-text people

-listen to music

-watch tv

-walk flossy...for ages

-drink tea

I could go on but I can see you falling asleep.

so yeah due to eating nothing after breakfast except sweets and chocolate, and having two rum and cokes...I am now very urrm relaxed. yeah thats what I mean.

anarchy and insnaity...as if I have a choice

will find more...

Ha, kangaroo giz''

''Those balls look really hard...''

''Hattie, Harvey, 69''

''you think that's bad, we've got gay hamsters !!!!''

''Phil, you don't shine apples on your face''

''Hattie had sex with a pineapple dolphin.''

''well fuck me sideways and call me Mary''

ahh the Guilt...

I feel as if I've been neglecting my blog recently, and although this probably is because I have been...

it's not entirely my fault...I always try to not say to much about how I'm actually feeling on here for reasons I assume don't need explaining;

you know like...someone made embarrassing reference to on here finding it (as if they could even care less). And although occasionally I slip up, it hasn't done me to much harm so far. *gulps*

so yes love, life and well. Living. pro's and con's to all three I'm sure you'll agree. However my first point of topic today is love. But not in the classic rom-com sense you seem to hear a lot.

I mean the ways in which people try to A) generate it out of thin air, B) try to figure out if it's requited or not (without actually asking the other person), And C) dismiss it's entire existence.

Honestly you should read some of the things people think are 'ultimate signs that he's interested'

or she no sexism intended.

a couple of my favourites being the following: mainly in guys (will do girls next time)

• Any eyebrow movement-you know raising, quite quickly to supposedly convey their interest or fascination with you
• Lip parting-their mouth will be ever so slightly open, while talking to you. this apparently says ''I like what I see''
• They fix their hair-A predictable one but never the less a classic, if they mess up or smooth their hair (depending on style) they probably want to look good for you... be warned though because this can also be a sign that they are frustrated.
• odd but strangely obvious- if they sit opposite you they might be sitting with their legs parted or if crossed the top leg is pointing at you
• he stands with his hands on his hips-to appear dominant or something...
• He might touch his face or ears especially when talking to you
• Now this I think is quite clever but hard to pick up on-If his pupils dilate he is almost definitely into you. But remember he may not of realised yet as all of these are body language which most people don't tend to realise they're doing

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ahh the Guilt...

contradicting day

gorgeous weather, gorgeous people to hang out with. A fantastic movie,

And still the feeing that something is missing...which of course has nothing to do with my dream last night. *shifty eyes*

I need to stop eating crap...

seriously I'm far to short to weigh how much I weigh right now grrrr it cannot be healthy

In other news I did two hours of chem revision today, what possessed me I don't know but never the less.

really don't want to go and clean the bathroom...screw gravity. HA references

yeah um love life still doomed and I'm still a teenager but other than that life is good.

QUOTES :

Pete: ''Yay, I died'' Genuine excitement. lol

LMFAO:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaru7SgNQTk&feature=feedbul

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QUOTES. LOVE

(genuinely all actually true)

Me : ''AND IT'S JUST SO STUPID...sorry, rant over''

Pete :''that's okay, I quite enjoyed your rant.''

Russel howard : ''my mum has called a kettle a fuck sandwich...''

Me in a vlog this morning...''Maybe it was the furniture gnomes . . .I don't know''

Me :'' Dad what if I fail school ?''

Dad : '' marry a rich husband''

Me : (on kaytei's blog) ''Ha prediction fail, no doubt caused by trying to mix religion with maths...''

Will add more as and when...

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yeah Hi

umm I kind of feel like the last couple of posts I put on here are well quite frankly...not up to my usual standard...whatever that is :<

this I will try and fix in the next five minutes or so.

Just found this quote of facebook just now and thought that quite honestly it was pure genius...

''the truth is I'm not mad at you, I just hate the fact that every time your name lights up on my phone I fall for you a little bit harder, and every time my name lights up on your phone I'm just another girl that wants to talk to you.''

I'm not saying that this is something I want to associate with myself...that much

I'm just saying that, that is almost definitely the case for the majority of the girl population. unless of course your the confident,pretty, flirty, thin type who by some unfair default is actually a nice person as well.

if this is the case in your opinion FUCK YOU. I'd kill for that kind of will power and self esteem

never the less if you were better at singing than me then I actually would have to kill you.

quote of the month...

Me :''...AND IT'S JUST SO STUPID, sorry rant over''

Pete:'' that's okay, I quite enjoyed your rant''

Love it xx

TTFN

actually quite chuffed. . .

according to my ipod I just burned off 222 calories in 50 mins, and thats just walking

not bad going I reckon...

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Calm down

This is the first of a series of me giving myself and failing to take it.

stop making a big deal out of every little thing in well...all of your life. Also stop expecting so many things from people. or a person.

exercise. for your mind as well as body.

stop eating crap. some of the time

Oh and at least try to pass some of your exams

yours sincerely your conscience

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Science. will. be. eaten. by. monkeys. on. broomsticks.

both my exams went so badly ...just left this here without publishing for the last hour so I'm guessing that's the end of that...

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mournful sigh.

today was actually quite a good day...was in town for a while with pete and hattie trying and failing abysmally to find a white dress. even walked into godalming to look round some charity shops. and then realised that broadwater don't get a study leave...EPIC WIN.

UGH I'm supposed to be walking flossy well....now. But I really can't be fucked to do anything

and need to look though all my other cultures stuff. okay so study leave is quite cool but just

EXAMS FAILURE NEGATIVE ENERGY ARRGGHHH.

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just for originality ...PROM WAS AMAZING

And aside from the horrid pic of me on facebook, the seering pain in well, all of my muscles and the fact that I have to pass an English exam tomorrow.

IT. WAS. LEGENDARY.

but I can't shake this feeling that this is gonna be the end of an era, OH WAIT college has yet to happen.

LOOK OUT WORLD

OH MY GOD

WHERE THE HELL DID THE LAST FIVE YEARS OF MY LIFE GO ???

feel very robbed...it hit me that I can't remember most of my school life except for a couple of highlights...birthdays and sleepovers being relatively prominent.

will finish this at some point later...

Talking marshmallows...and such

someone said today that a blog is an expression of opinion, oddly enough I dismissed this almost immediately. Mainly because if you read mine I'm pretty sure that the so called opinions I express on this creativity venting space are so odd, pointless or just plain random that no one can (or would be if they read it) bothered to dispute them.

exhibit A:

today was so funny, we managed to get killed for drawing in ...wait for it .... CHALK the rain will wash it away and yet me and louise generally managed to get told of ahh lol