(genuinely all actually true)
Pete :''that's okay, I quite enjoyed your rant.''
Russel howard : ''my mum has called a kettle a fuck sandwich...''
Me in a vlog this morning...''Maybe it was the furniture gnomes . . .I don't know''
Me :'' Dad what if I fail school ?''
Dad : '' marry a rich husband''
Me : (on kaytei's blog) ''Ha prediction fail, no doubt caused by trying to mix religion with maths...''
Will add more as and when...
O&O+luv
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