Reasons why being a girl is way more effort then it's worth.

1. Hormones make you over exaggerate how bad everything is.

2. Some other girl always treats you like shit because girls are as a rule spiteful bitches.

3. Guys stereotype you. (but girls always do this to guys so point maybe not so valid)

4. Guys complain when girls don't make the first move and then when they do they get rejected.

5. Your mum always tells you that ''If he likes you that much he would ask you out'' LIES. Only the guys that are actually egotistical dicks do that. Maybe he (he being the nice guy) is just as scared of losing the already quite good relationship he has with you, for fear of making things weird between you. And cannot take a hint.

6. As much as they don't like to admit it, guys generally dislike opinionated girls (but this is probably only an issue because the opinions don't always match and if I even have to say it, is JUST a stereotype)

7. Guys find it annoying that girls don't like video games and like shopping, it's not our fault we're pleased in much simpler ways than you, that's your own god damn problem.

8.Most other girls judge you for being a slut, or being frigid, being skinny or being 'fat' (but fat in girl language is anything over a 10).

9. All the annoying, teasy, slutty/frigid, girls give all the good ones a bad name.

10. The people you think you can trust tend to prove you wrong.

/rant.

(this is not aimed at anyone in particular, and I accept no responsibility for any offence caused in the reading of this blog)

''Opinion should and can only be based on experience''

*topic interrupter* Harvey's lil sister put her status as ''that sucks <3'' ...If you can't see why that is stupid there is something wrong.

back to my oh so deep title, wait- I wasn't actually going to link that to anything. This is awkward, almost as awkward as talking about girls, guys and sex with Emily Green present earlier. But props to her she handled it much better than I thought she would.

ANYway, I feel like my last post on here has far too much purpose to it. This must be fixed.

here's some recent arty shiz I did.

Anyone who thinks it's my first initial needs to go out into the world.

oh yeah and Sersha. (yes I'm spelling your name phonetically because I know it annoys you)

MARTIN LUTHER KING SHOULD NEVER BE REFERRED TO AS ''THAT GUY'' EVER!

Anarchy and Insanity xoxo

Why Guys are the most frustratingly Guarded Beings I have had the Huge pleasure to encounter.

Welcome to the worst collab blog post ever.

Click the following for a rant about girls:

http://rupertharris.blogspot.com/

Okay so the title was a little more specific then I mean it to be...but this will just be a genuine rant.

1. False bad moods: this may have happened to you before, I don't know but sometimes guys will act as though something is wrong, and when their girlfriend/good friend who is a girl asks them what's wrong they won't say...I get that this could just be because there IS in fact nothing wrong. But I'll put money on the fact that sometimes guys are just too secretive because they think that it appears gay to talk about it when things go wrong or make them upset.

2. Mixed fucking signals: (pun not really intended) I'm sorry but it's not only girls that are teases, granted we are more bitchy when we do because usually it's highly deliberate. But when guys do it the most frustrating thing about it is that they seem to either behave as though or actually think that they haven't done anything wrong, and just for future reference flirting shamelessly one minute and basically ignoring the next is just spiteful. Or careless if nothing is meant by it.

3. Genetics: I'm sorry but I couldn't not mention this. The fact that guys do not have to deal with periods (and get away with taking the piss) makes me very angry. When firstly YOU ARE NOT A GIRL. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN IT IS.

occasionally it's a pain somewhere close to someone taking a knife...no two knifes, sticking them in either side of your back/tummy and wiggling them around a little and then leaving them there. It's about as annoying as when girls call you a pussy because they just kicked you in the bollocks and you're thinking *''insert hateful rant and expletives and/or bizar punctuation here''*. Also bras are the most uncomfortable invention I think I've ever come across. As much as I love them, they are annoying as fuck. End of.

4. Cosmetics: Make up. Again as much as I love it. I would love to feel as confident without it as I do with it. And just genuinely guys are so much more effortlessly attractive. As a rule most guys I know fall out of bed, into some clothes and look damn fine...if a girl did that it would look like she just killed your whole family. (over statement but still) just think of how many girls you know that always look polished, neat and have their faces perfectly painted everyday. And how different they would look without it because you're now so used to them looking like that.

5. Guys that idolise other guys for completely the wrong things...So he's had more girlfriends than you, or he's 'better looking' (this is subjective anyway so, wut?) or better at sport... It doesn't matter. I would like to hope that any girl you'll go out with only cares about that stuff if you do, but hey I guess that's far to logical for you.

6. Guys that openly say clichés are annoying, because in conversation most girls will agree with that...But in reality. All girls would love one (there are exceptions to this but I don't know any). Anything in a movie you've seen that made you want to throw up. That is what she wants. But girls will never say it due to how few guys are willing to be a cliché (for even I will admit, fairly good reasoning) and how unintelligent and high maintenance it makes us sound.

7. Guys who take their girl for granted. Okay so you've been going out a while and maybe you're unaware, but you've just stopped inviting her round and started behaving generally dismissive towards her...It's fair that guys won't know this but she will start to feel neglected but will most likely cease to mention anything to you for fear of sounding, clingy, jealous, high maintenance or all of the above. And it doesn't take much, a movie night or something of an equally low effort level. (The clichés will keep on coming but) It really is the thought that counts. Like anyone and I think guys as well, girls want to be wanted.

8. Players/dicks/users/womanisers. I did try to avoid this one just because my view on it is that if he's that much of a horrible person, WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM?!?!?!?!? But I of all people also know that you don't pick who you fancy. If you did it would be whoever has just asked you out, but it doesn't always spin like that. Sometimes they're with someone else or they like someone else (this is even worse when you know who it is). And *generic list of annoying shit that will get in the way of your happiness*

9. Guys that ignore how much of a bitch their Girlfriend is just because she is 'fit'. This applies to girls as well. But when girls do it they actually are oblivious (usually) to anything that is wrong with how he treats her, when guys do it they are aware of it most of the time and just say ''yeah I know she's a cow. But she is well fit'' ARRGGHHHHH !!! if you can get and keep a girl who knows she is 'fit' and uses it to her advantage. You can also get a girl who is a nice person on top of that. But hey you might find raging-bitch an attractive mixed breed, I don't know what you like.

10. Guys who don't text back when you know there is nothing stopping them. Nothing like sleep or college teachers. If you know anything about girls, you should know that if you don't reply fairly soon, she will think you are annoyed with her for one reason or another. (this is to an extent fine if you actually are, even though it's not the most mature thing to do ) But if that's not the message you want put across, then why do it?

11.Being vague.* cue hypothetical scenario* So your sorry that you couldn't make it and your glad that I'm still with friends and that we should definitely meet another time. But when? if you really wanted to see me. You would say so.

11.5 not doing things when you said you would.

12. This one I find the most frustrating: Guys hurting you without even knowing it. This is relatively self explanatory but the fact that guys can be so unaware of things is so annoying (for me anyway) because guys can't really help it. So no one can be blamed for it aside from the only person you can sometimes think of to blame, yourself. When you and the guy have in fact both done nothing wrong. Life's a bitch.

Anarchy, Insanity, love and Hate. xoxo

Just when you think she can't go any higher...

She does...Several times. Still love her though.

xoxo

Okay.

WHOA!

Is all I can genuinely say. SO PRETTY! I found this looking for phone backgrounds (which I ended up creating my own anyway) but I had to post this somewhere that wasn't facebook for fear of ''AWW YOU IS LEZBIAN BITCH LIKE INNIT''

O&O xoxo

This has to be the oddest thing I've ever seen...

Hey motherfuckers (lol destery reference) wut be up? I am currently still on my EPIC RETAIL THERAPY HIGH...god I am so sad. But hey I got some high top DC's that I ended up paying like £6 for. (Because I'm magic)

Anarchy and Insanity xoxo.

So many references...

xoxo.

ps. I posted this with my phone balanced on my head. XD

''Flip the coin bitch, come get destroyed''

If you can't guess who's lyrics those are then there is an entire movie that you need to watch... Moving on, got my bridesmaid dress altered today, so happy. It managed to make me look shorter and fatter than I actually am. Because of one thing. It was about two inches under lower than my knees. (and my legs are like my only good feature) and it's like two sizes to big. Not the best but whatever bridesmaids are forced to look hideous unless they're 8 years an under. Apparently it's so they don't look better than the bride, but I think that is stupid. Because if the groom is gonna cheat on you/flirt with one of your bridesmaids on the day of your wedding. You shouldn't be marrying him. End of.

I forget how much nicer the tone of my electric guitar is. You know after I retuned it from drop C (Adam) Note to self: Never let anyone near my guitar again. Either of them.

I believe that is all

xoxo

LET DOWN.

I thought we would at least get placed...But Summer it's not all bad.

YOUK DIDN'T PLACE EITHER AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and we got best actress and I'm so happy for her, she looked well happy One miss Jess starling But I wanted Alfie to get best actor. They could have given us those two considering we didn't even place. And I think Rowan deserved more than a shout out, considering he let me out make up on him that I would never wear myself. But hey.

Anarchy, Insanity and transvestite make-up FTW! XOXO

Sup And Ting/

for some reason unknown to me I am in fact avoiding sleeping...oddness. arghghghg I don't know what I'm thinking. This makes me frustrated. (no not like that you sick motherfuckers) I think I'm in an okay mood. (one thing put me in a very good mood but that's another day. When sleep isn't as necessary and when I won't be as cringe worthingly sentimental as I know I would be now.)

Ahhh great. Don't tell me that two weeks after fully shifting the last cold I had, I now have another one. No. I refuse to believe this.

I over use brackets. How it should really work is the whole post is in brackets.

O&O xoxo

THIS IS EPIC.

xoxo

What in all of the holy fuck?!?!

http://gawker.com/5857813/man-gets-cannon-shell-stuck-up-his-butt-now-faces-other-problems

yes. That actually did happen. Just why?!?!?!? is all I can really say right now, why in the fuck would you want to use something that is AN EXPLOSIVE for this particular purpose in the words of sxephil. ''Just ask her nicely...'' or more likely him. HOW DISCRIMINATORY !!

Anarchy and Insanity xoxo

So

That was as about light as 10, 00 ferries and as chirpy as dead bird. And as worth while as it was, my dad that was in the fire service for like 10 years and now teaches people how to ride motorbikes. So... NONE OF THIS IS NEW.

That will be all.

xoxo

Don't you hate it when...

this actually happens. I know it's cheesy, a cliché and possibly really fucking annoying but this song just summed up my whole entire mind right now. Plus is it really good.

So yeah English today didn't at all drop from it usual entertaining standard, what with snakes being used as murder weapons and such.

TWBA xoxo

546.

Yes. That is how long my transformational writing is so far. And now It's kinda stuck, like tied-to-a train-track stuck with Eurostar heading towards it. This is incredibly frustrating, and just to add my stomach has decided to become the home of an imaginary and yet incredibly fidgety knife for the day. FUN TIMES.

Oh and one last whiny thing

IHATETALKTALKSOFUCKINGMUCHRIGHTNO

WICOULDKILLTHEMANDEATTHEIRBRAINSANDOMGSOANNYOING

That is all

xoxo

You slippery Bastard.

I'm not actually sure how you managed that. Still no hard feelings. (excuse shocking innuendo), so what am I doing today? most likely trying and failing to do homework and LAUGHING VERY VERY HARD AT THAT POOR FUCKER NEXT DOOR DOING MY SHITTY EX-JOB.

*insert evil laugh here*

Note to self. HIDE. I was walking the dogs earlier, and I swear to god this guy with an Alsation (which of course didn't make me any more scared) was following me. Because I went around a different way where there's an alley you have to walk through and you come out on a quiet road, which is normally quite secluded, meaning that anything that happened would have gone unnoticed. Anyway he was behind me in the alley with a good distance between us and when I came out on to the road and walked a bit...

He had vanished. with his huge Alsation and creepy eye line. Only walked a lil faster than usual after that. Cool story right?

what do you mean no?

Anarchy and Insanity xoxo

Only slightly Anxious.

and happy and well...I'm not entirely sure. Everything all at once seems to be only way to sum up my thoughts right about now. Went shopping, and ate chocolate. Those two things combined definitely helped (stereotypes FTW!) . Saw some quite slutty underwear that I would have bought if it wasn't for the presence of my VERY missionary Christian Nan being with us. Because to her knowledge I'll be a virgin 'til I'm married. CLEARLY.

PEACE OUT BITCHES XOXO

Yes.

you are a massive bitch, because what you did to me has managed to make another person hate you, who actually liked you before. Well that trés clever of you.

Moving on, A SIZE 8 DRESS FITS ME AND IT'S REALLY PRETTY AND OMG SO HAPPY

:) :) :) :)

warning to coldplay haters. DO NOT WATCH THIS SONG.

so addicted to it.

that will be all.

xoxo

''Give yourself time to think while you can.''

and eat cheese on toast. I should write horoscopes...''eating chocolate right now would really help you to clear your mind and see the bigger picture of everything going on around you...''

Anyway, for once the end of my horoscope (my title) actually kinda fits, and on these rare occasions I feel like pointing it out. Like ''hey look some jammy git managed to guess my thoughts''

This makes me scared. Someone on formpsring, who I don't know but who has NOT made themselves anonymous has asked me: ''do you shave?''

really don't know how to answer that one.

Forgot how much I love the piano in this. XD

DON'T JUDGE ME, but I'm so learning this shit.

Anarchy and Insanity xoxo

*Generic Angst Ridden Quote.*

Oh so predictable. But I feel this is called for.

''interesting night to say the least'' mine was better. Neither of you were there to ruin it. Just the best people. Ok maybe I'm being harsh...only one of you would have purposefully wrecked it the second may have, but just with out knowing it. And both of you would actually be perfect for each other. Random observation.

Walked along a road carrying sparklers, one in each hand, skipping.

WE ARE SO COOL.

Surprise Happiness xoxo

''Life Is Never Easy For Those Who Dream''

Seems fitting, with everything. I shan't use the past tense any more, because something else always happens. Someone always cries or laughs, and if they aren't they're making you cry or laugh. Or they're most likely perfectly living up to the expectations of any given stereotype that you can think of. And if they still don't fit in my theory. They can fuck off, I'm tired and philosophical and this is my blog anyway.

Why do you care so much about caring? This is probably the only thing that 'mind over matter' cannot deal with, because you consciously feel yourself worrying and getting anxious about whatever said thing is, and as much as you know it probably won't mean anything to you in a few years or so, and that you'll look back and think of how childish you were being. It still aches. I'm not talking full on whiny Bella from twilight 'pain' (god I hate the second book). But there's something. It varies in everyone I think. As much as you try not to, you care.

Why do feel guilty for being relieved? Surely if you ended it (mutually) with a guy you've been with for 4 years, and you feel relief. This is not a bad thing. And if people are noticing how much happier you look, and the guy in question kind of agreed with you. It was for the best.

Why do you expect things from people, that you have no way of knowing you'll get? don't really know how to elaborate on this, or what story of relevance I can impart, I just know that this one is unfair. Expecting things that aren't necessarily unreasonable, but just things that will never realistically happen in the situation you always conveniently happen to be in. I once heard that assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. In that case Expectation is the mother of all Disappointment.

Why do you get confused, when all it does is destroy whatever foundations you've managed to develop? When this happens I want to hit someone in the face, with a large foil platter. Let's just make you believe that this prospectively good thing could happen, then carry on teasing you up until it actually might happen, and then kill any hope you had, by throwing another element into it, or eliminating one. Until you're left with an annoying and/or awkward situation that you now have to talk your way out of. Which is never easy.

Anarchy and Insanity xoxo

What to say.

Tis unknown in my meek mind right now, (so didn't just finish an entire bar of galaxy. SO GOOD.)

Oh fantastic, more rain but...*opens window* love that smell.

you can laugh, you can laugh, don't waste my time, you pessimistic...

so much love for my friends right now, you really should know who you are. And before you question the cheese, no I have not had anything to drink, I just feel like this needs to be said, you've all kept me sane and that's a challenge at the best of times. This one's for you guys. (so much cheese)

XD

O&O

I don't hate you.

you aren't worth that, however I do hate the fact that you made me dedicate an entire post to you.

I hate how you make me speak and behave. But quite frankly you have done way too many shitty things to me for me to even give a damn right now. I won't pick a fight with you, or ever even bring this up unless I or you move to a country far away, but right now I'm allowed to be immature, you hurtful piece of ing s t, you never take anyone's feelings into account when you do things, and you think just because they won't find out that you're in the right.

And you will everyone around you into submission with those eyes and seemingly genuine personality. I don't want to ruin your life. I'm not that cold. Best of luck with all your endeavours and I hope for your sake that this doesn't get messy.

So here's the thing,

I SHOULD be doing any of the following.

-revising

-going for a jog (because I literally did eat everything today)

-homework

But, clearing out all of our cupboards, drinking tea, going on facebook/youtube/this, playing guitar, and just about everything that has no value to me what so ever.....Is so much more enjoyable.

HOLY FUCK I DON'T HAVE MY TEXTILES FOLDER, *has minor heart attack*

I have no clue where left it.

SHITFUCKCUNTWANK£%&£$%*&*RAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh and I loled at this shit.

O&O