Welcome to the worst collab blog post ever.
Click the following for a rant about girls:
1. False bad moods: this may have happened to you before, I don't know but sometimes guys will act as though something is wrong, and when their girlfriend/good friend who is a girl asks them what's wrong they won't say...I get that this could just be because there IS in fact nothing wrong. But I'll put money on the fact that sometimes guys are just too secretive because they think that it appears gay to talk about it when things go wrong or make them upset.
2. Mixed fucking signals: (pun not really intended) I'm sorry but it's not only girls that are teases, granted we are more bitchy when we do because usually it's highly deliberate. But when guys do it the most frustrating thing about it is that they seem to either behave as though or actually think that they haven't done anything wrong, and just for future reference flirting shamelessly one minute and basically ignoring the next is just spiteful. Or careless if nothing is meant by it.
3. Genetics: I'm sorry but I couldn't not mention this. The fact that guys do not have to deal with periods (and get away with taking the piss) makes me very angry. When firstly YOU ARE NOT A GIRL. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN IT IS.
occasionally it's a pain somewhere close to someone taking a knife...no two knifes, sticking them in either side of your back/tummy and wiggling them around a little and then leaving them there. It's about as annoying as when girls call you a pussy because they just kicked you in the bollocks and you're thinking *''insert hateful rant and expletives and/or bizar punctuation here''*. Also bras are the most uncomfortable invention I think I've ever come across. As much as I love them, they are annoying as fuck. End of.
4. Cosmetics: Make up. Again as much as I love it. I would love to feel as confident without it as I do with it. And just genuinely guys are so much more effortlessly attractive. As a rule most guys I know fall out of bed, into some clothes and look damn fine...if a girl did that it would look like she just killed your whole family. (over statement but still) just think of how many girls you know that always look polished, neat and have their faces perfectly painted everyday. And how different they would look without it because you're now so used to them looking like that.
5. Guys that idolise other guys for completely the wrong things...So he's had more girlfriends than you, or he's 'better looking' (this is subjective anyway so, wut?) or better at sport... It doesn't matter. I would like to hope that any girl you'll go out with only cares about that stuff if you do, but hey I guess that's far to logical for you.
6. Guys that openly say clichés are annoying, because in conversation most girls will agree with that...But in reality. All girls would love one (there are exceptions to this but I don't know any). Anything in a movie you've seen that made you want to throw up. That is what she wants. But girls will never say it due to how few guys are willing to be a cliché (for even I will admit, fairly good reasoning) and how unintelligent and high maintenance it makes us sound.
7. Guys who take their girl for granted. Okay so you've been going out a while and maybe you're unaware, but you've just stopped inviting her round and started behaving generally dismissive towards her...It's fair that guys won't know this but she will start to feel neglected but will most likely cease to mention anything to you for fear of sounding, clingy, jealous, high maintenance or all of the above. And it doesn't take much, a movie night or something of an equally low effort level. (The clichés will keep on coming but) It really is the thought that counts. Like anyone and I think guys as well, girls want to be wanted.
8. Players/dicks/users/womanisers. I did try to avoid this one just because my view on it is that if he's that much of a horrible person, WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM?!?!?!?!? But I of all people also know that you don't pick who you fancy. If you did it would be whoever has just asked you out, but it doesn't always spin like that. Sometimes they're with someone else or they like someone else (this is even worse when you know who it is). And *generic list of annoying shit that will get in the way of your happiness*
9. Guys that ignore how much of a bitch their Girlfriend is just because she is 'fit'. This applies to girls as well. But when girls do it they actually are oblivious (usually) to anything that is wrong with how he treats her, when guys do it they are aware of it most of the time and just say ''yeah I know she's a cow. But she is well fit'' ARRGGHHHHH !!! if you can get and keep a girl who knows she is 'fit' and uses it to her advantage. You can also get a girl who is a nice person on top of that. But hey you might find raging-bitch an attractive mixed breed, I don't know what you like.
10. Guys who don't text back when you know there is nothing stopping them. Nothing like sleep or college teachers. If you know anything about girls, you should know that if you don't reply fairly soon, she will think you are annoyed with her for one reason or another. (this is to an extent fine if you actually are, even though it's not the most mature thing to do ) But if that's not the message you want put across, then why do it?
11.Being vague.* cue hypothetical scenario* So your sorry that you couldn't make it and your glad that I'm still with friends and that we should definitely meet another time. But when? if you really wanted to see me. You would say so.
11.5 not doing things when you said you would.
12. This one I find the most frustrating: Guys hurting you without even knowing it. This is relatively self explanatory but the fact that guys can be so unaware of things is so annoying (for me anyway) because guys can't really help it. So no one can be blamed for it aside from the only person you can sometimes think of to blame, yourself. When you and the guy have in fact both done nothing wrong. Life's a bitch.
Anarchy, Insanity, love and Hate. xoxo
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