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Wednesday 30 November 2011

Reasons why being a girl is way more effort then it's worth.

1. Hormones make you over exaggerate how bad everything is.
2. Some other girl always treats you like shit because girls are as a rule spiteful bitches.
3. Guys stereotype you. (but girls always do this to guys so point maybe not so valid)
4. Guys complain when girls don't make the first move and then when they do they get rejected.
5. Your mum always tells you that ''If he likes you that much he would ask you out'' LIES. Only the guys that are actually egotistical dicks do that. Maybe he (he being the nice guy) is just as scared of losing the already quite good relationship he has with you, for fear of making things weird between you. And cannot take a hint.
6. As much as they don't like to admit it, guys generally dislike opinionated girls (but this is probably only an issue because the opinions don't always match and if I even have to say it, is JUST a stereotype)
7. Guys find it annoying that girls don't like video games and like shopping, it's not our fault we're pleased in much simpler ways than you, that's your own god damn problem.
8.Most other girls judge you for being a slut, or being frigid, being skinny or being 'fat' (but fat in girl language is anything over a 10).
9. All the annoying, teasy, slutty/frigid, girls give all the good ones a bad name.
10. The people you think you can trust tend to prove you wrong.

/rant.

(this is not aimed at anyone in particular, and I accept no responsibility for any offence caused in the reading of this blog)

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