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can I just say that this website I found is brilliant...Its this online chick mag called slink by the BBC and this guy is called Kev and he's actually awesome

How do boys feel when girls make the first move?

Top three things that boys fear most:

1) Public humiliation

2) Public humiliation in front of a girl

3) Moths with special powers (that might just be me though)

So, aside from the spectre of a bleak future governed by mutant moths, moving in on a girl is what scares us boys the most. Meaning that when chicks try to get off with us, we're very grateful. There's just too much pressure on boys. If you time a first move to perfection, thunder will crackle overhead as your lips meet in an embrace so intense you're both oblivious to the rain pelting down onto your drenched bodies. If you time it badly, you'll release an involuntary beef crisp burp onto her upper lip. Then you notice you're being watched by a urinating tramp. It's a fine line between Hugh Grant and Avram Grant. So it's no wonder boys are wracked with nerves when they're expected to act. He might be so scared he does nothing at all, even if he's dead keen. In which case you may be forced to put him out of his misery. He'll appreciate it. That said, you have to at least give him a chance. Although it's great when girls jump you, it's kind of more romantic when you jump them. Try to make it easy for him, but if he's useless - pounce. Ideally, it should work either way - boys and girls can both make the first move. My advice is: follow your heart, embrace spontaneity and - please, please - don't ever trust a moth.

Why do boys seem to only like girls with perfect faces and bodies?

Perfect, eh? I once ordered a pizza from a place that claimed it made the perfect pizza. But my pizza wasn’t perfect, because I found a fingernail on it. That’s true. (And yes, I did still eat it.) So what does perfect mean? The dictionary definition is: ‘entirely without any flaws, defects, or shortcomings’. But I can’t think of anyone like that, apart from me. True, the girls you see on TV or in magazines tend to have so-called perfect faces and bodies. But that’s mainly because someone has fiddled with them on Photo shop to remove their imperfections. Maybe if a lad spent his whole life locked in a dungeon watching 90210 (although lethal injection seems a less severe punishment), he might be disappointed by real-life women. But most boys realise that not all girls look perfect, and the ones that do wouldn’t pull them anyway. So expectations are quickly downgraded. Another dictionary definition of perfect is: ‘exactly fitting the need in a certain situation or for a certain purpose’. In other words, it depends what you’re looking for in a girl. For a few boys, that might be model-Esq features. For others, a bubbly personality. For Alex Reid, a lot of fake tan. Or for many lads, just an ability to breathe. So we all define it differently. And I suppose, if your favourite toppings are pepperoni and nails, that pizza I received might be ‘the one’ for you too. But in general, perfection is a bit of a myth – and a girl doesn’t need to achieve it to make a boy perfectly happy.

How can you tell if a lad doesn't fancy you?

This should be easy. How about... he never talks to you, he says you smell, he chases you with a stick, he steals your crisps, he puts spiders in your pencil case... Oh hold on, these could also be signs that he DOES fancy you. Tricky. Signs from boys can be confusing because if they fancy you, they might overcompensate in trying to not reveal their feelings. In other words, they'll act like idiots. So there are few obvious signs a boy doesn’t like you, unless he literally throws you in front of a speeding milk cart (although even this could be borne of repressed desire). At the same time, just because a boy is horrible to you it doesn’t mean he wants your snogs. Maybe he just is horrible, or he simply thinks you’re a plum. If you are pestering a lad and he routinely blanks you, that’s a pretty good sign he's not interested. But otherwise, it's difficult to know for sure. In fact the biggest sign is not idiocy, or niceness - it’s indifference. Don’t confuse this with silence. An indifferent boy might often speak to you, he just won’t think anything of it. So he’ll be completely relaxed around you, will rarely remember what you told him and won't make any special effort to be funny or charming (although if he's anything like me, that will be unavoidable). But by definition, indifference is the hardest thing to detect. So the only way you can really know is by strolling up to him and writing 'I love you' on his forehead. If he doesn't fancy you, he'll call the police.

yh theres more but I'm getting bored of copying and pasting now

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