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Saturday, 28 May 2011

Bacardi is my life

no I'm not an alcoholic but the party I was at this evening would of been painfully bad without some controlled poisoning ...LOL

need to make plans to actually do something this next fortnight otherwise I will actually disintegrate form boredom . . .thinking town.

things I need to do :
-maths revision
-textiles revision


Things I will do to avoid doing them:
-watch youtube videos
-go on facebook
-text people
-listen to music
-watch tv
-walk flossy...for ages
-drink tea

I could go on but I can see you falling asleep.

so yeah due to eating nothing after breakfast except sweets and chocolate, and having two rum and cokes...I am now very urrm relaxed. yeah thats what I mean.

anarchy and insnaity...as if I have a choice

Friday, 27 May 2011

will find more...

Ha, kangaroo giz''

''Those balls look really hard...''

''Hattie, Harvey, 69''

''you think that's bad, we've got gay hamsters !!!!''

''Phil, you don't shine apples on your face''

''Hattie had sex with a pineapple dolphin.''

''well fuck me sideways and call me Mary''


Thursday, 26 May 2011

ahh the Guilt...

I feel as if I've been neglecting my blog recently, and although this probably is because I have been...
it's not entirely my fault...I always try to not say to much about how I'm actually feeling on here for reasons I assume don't need explaining;

you know like...someone made embarrassing reference to on here finding it (as if they could even care less). And although occasionally I slip up, it hasn't done me to much harm so far. *gulps*

so yes love, life and well. Living. pro's and con's to all three I'm sure you'll agree. However my first point of topic today is love. But not in the classic rom-com sense you seem to hear a lot.
I mean the ways in which people try to A) generate it out of thin air, B) try to figure out if it's requited or not (without actually asking the other person), And C) dismiss it's entire existence.

Honestly you should read some of the things people think are 'ultimate signs that he's interested'
or she no sexism intended.
a couple of my favourites being the following: mainly in guys (will do girls next time)
  • Any eyebrow movement-you know raising, quite quickly to supposedly convey their interest or fascination with you
  • Lip parting-their mouth will be ever so slightly open, while talking to you. this apparently says ''I like what I see''
  • They fix their hair-A predictable one but never the less a classic, if they mess up or smooth their hair (depending on style) they probably want to look good for you... be warned though because this can also be a sign that they are frustrated.
  • odd but strangely obvious- if they sit opposite you they might be sitting with their legs parted or if crossed the top leg is pointing at you
  • he stands with his hands on his hips-to appear dominant or something...
  • He might touch his face or ears especially when talking to you
  • Now this I think is quite clever but hard to pick up on-If his pupils dilate he is almost definitely into you. But remember he may not of realised yet as all of these are body language which most people don't tend to realise they're doing
O&O

ahh the Guilt...

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

contradicting day

gorgeous weather, gorgeous people to hang out with. A fantastic movie,

And still the feeing that something is missing...which of course has nothing to do with my dream last night. *shifty eyes*

Tuesday, 24 May 2011

I need to stop eating crap...

seriously I'm far to short to weigh how much I weigh right now grrrr it cannot be healthy

In other news I did two hours of chem revision today, what possessed me I don't know but never the less.

really don't want to go and clean the bathroom...screw gravity. HA references

yeah um love life still doomed and I'm still a teenager but other than that life is good.

QUOTES :
Pete: ''Yay, I died'' Genuine excitement. lol


O&O

Sunday, 22 May 2011

QUOTES. LOVE

(genuinely all actually true)

Me : ''AND IT'S JUST SO STUPID...sorry, rant over''
Pete :''that's okay, I quite enjoyed your rant.''

Russel howard : ''my mum has called a kettle a fuck sandwich...''

Me in a vlog this morning...''Maybe it was the furniture gnomes . . .I don't know''

Me :'' Dad what if I fail school ?''
Dad : '' marry a rich husband''

Me : (on kaytei's blog) ''Ha prediction fail, no doubt caused by trying to mix religion with maths...''

Will add more as and when...

O&O+luv